Friday, June 24, 2016

United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"...

One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base.

The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated. The pilot's story was that - he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.

The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy.

They refueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again.

Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane ... only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said: "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her ... where the hell I was last night!"


Friday, June 10, 2016

*Who is poor ?*

*A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter*

*Bhaiya, show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give to my maid."*

*After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the counter*

*Bhaiya, show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on her son's marriage"*

*Poverty is in the mind or in the purse?*

*Who is rich ?*

*Once, a lady with her family was staying in a 3-star hotel for a picnic.*

*She was the mother of a 6 month old baby.*

*"Can I get 1 cup of milk?" asked the lady to the 3-star hotel manager.*

"•*"Yes madam", he replied, "But it will cost you money."*

*"No problem", said the lady.*

*While driving back from hotel, the child was hungry again.*

*They stopped at a road side tea stall and took milk from the tea vendor.*

*"How much?"*
*she asked the tea vendor*.

*"Madam, we don't charge money for kid's milk",*

*the old man said with a smile.*

*"Let me know if you need more for the journey"*

*The lady took one more cup and left.*

*She wondered, "Who's richer ?*

*The hotel manager or the old tea vendor ?*

*Sometimes, in the race for more money, we forget that we are all humans.*

*Let's help someone in need, without expecting something in return.*

*It will make us feel better than what money can.*

*Coffee never knew that it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met milk and sugar.*

*We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with the right people.*

*Stay connected.*

*"The world is full of nice people... If you can't find one*

*Be one*