Wednesday, October 19, 2016

After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.

Son went and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.

He asked: Mom what can I do for you.

Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage
"Truth"

Truth no 1 :
nobody is real in this world except Mother..
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Truth no. 2 :
a poor person has no friends..
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Truth no. 3 :
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..
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Truth no 4 :
people respect the money not the person..
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Truth no 5 :
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !
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Truth no 6 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"
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Truth no 7 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
"when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".
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Truth no 8 :
IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
&
"Your attitude" when you have everything...

Rightly said "The internet shows us how small the world is...but a missing plane shows, how big our planet is.."..👍👍👍

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

*Lay man's Thinking*

An engineer in a car manufacturing company designs a world class car.
The owner is impressed with the outcome and praised him a lot.
While trying to bring out the car from the manufacturing area to the office they realised that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.
The engineer felt bad that he didn't notice this one before creating the car.
The owner was wondering how to take it outside of the manufacturing area.
The painter said that they can bring out the car and there will be a few scratches on top of the car that he will do the tinkering later on.
The engineer said that they can break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can cement it.
The owner was not convinced with any ideas and felt like it is a bad sign to break or scratch.

*The watchman* was watching all the drama and slowly approached the owner.
He wanted to give an idea if they had no problem.
They wondered what this guy would tell them that the experts could not give.

Watchman said that *The car is only a few inches taller than the entrance so if they release the AIR in the tyre, the height of the car will be adjusted and can be easily taken out.*

Everyone clapped!!

*LESSON :*
```Don't encounter problems from the expert point of view.
There is always a``` *LAYMAN point* ```that will give the best solution in a given point of time...```
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Life issues are also same.

Many a time a people"s entrance door fall short by few inches, we feel taller!!
Release some air (ego) and adjust the height.
Think simple...
Do simple...
& Live simple.😊😊👍
Time Zone of every Individual!


Time Will Come !

Kenya is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Kenya is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone."

Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.

Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !

Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.

Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone',

People can have things worked out only according to their pace.

Work in your "time zone".

Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you.

May be some might "seem" behind you.

Don't envy them or mock them, it's their 'Time Zone.'

You are in yours!

Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. You're not late … You are not early ... you're very much On time !

stay blessed.

Each one of us is in our own Time zone....

Friday, June 24, 2016

United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"...

One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base.

The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated. The pilot's story was that - he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.

The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy.

They refueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again.

Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane ... only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said: "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her ... where the hell I was last night!"

Wives...!!!

Friday, June 10, 2016

*Who is poor ?*


*A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter*

*Bhaiya, show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give to my maid."*

*After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the counter*

*Bhaiya, show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on her son's marriage"*

*Poverty is in the mind or in the purse?*

*Who is rich ?*

*Once, a lady with her family was staying in a 3-star hotel for a picnic.*

*She was the mother of a 6 month old baby.*

*"Can I get 1 cup of milk?" asked the lady to the 3-star hotel manager.*

"•*"Yes madam", he replied, "But it will cost you money."*

*"No problem", said the lady.*

*While driving back from hotel, the child was hungry again.*

*They stopped at a road side tea stall and took milk from the tea vendor.*

*"How much?"*
*she asked the tea vendor*.

*"Madam, we don't charge money for kid's milk",*

*the old man said with a smile.*

*"Let me know if you need more for the journey"*

*The lady took one more cup and left.*

*She wondered, "Who's richer ?*

*The hotel manager or the old tea vendor ?*

*Sometimes, in the race for more money, we forget that we are all humans.*

*Let's help someone in need, without expecting something in return.*

*It will make us feel better than what money can.*

*Coffee never knew that it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met milk and sugar.*

*We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with the right people.*

*Stay connected.*

*"The world is full of nice people... If you can't find one*

*Be one*

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face😃😃

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said 1200 , the Sindhi thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.
The dentist said Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only Rs.300, but it would be very very painful.

Sindhi said ok Dr, do it without anesthesia.

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Sindhi sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don't even want my fees, here, instead take this Rs.500 as a reward, you've taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one's pain and feelings !!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Sindhi patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted 😤 that ×%#@ Sindhi first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!!😡

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

The Giving Tree

Once upon a time, there lived a big mango tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the mangoes, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by, The little boy grew, and he no longer played around the tree.

One day, the boy came back to the tree with a sad look on his face. "Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, I don't have money… but you can pick all my mangoes and sell them so you will have money." The boy was so excited. He picked all the mangoes on the tree and left happily. The boy didn't come back. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy grown into a man returned. The tree was so excited. "Come and play with me," the tree said. "I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?" "Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the man cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn't come back afterward. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the man returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" The tree said. "I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?" "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and didn't come back for a long time.

Finally, the man returned after he had been gone for so many years. "Sorry, my boy, but I don't have anything for you anymore. No more mangoes to give you." The tree said. "I don't have teeth to bite," the man replied. "No more trunk for you to climb on." "I am too old for that now," the man said.

"I really can't give you anything, the only thing left is my dying roots," the tree said with sadness. "I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years," the man replied. "Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled.

Moral: The tree in the story represents our parents. When we are young, we love to play with them. When we grow up, we leave them and only come back when we need help. Parents sacrifice their lives for us. Never Forget their sacrifices. Give them Love and Care before its too late

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

I had spent an hour in the bank with my Uncle, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Uncle, why don't we activate your internet banking?''

''Why would I do that?''
He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I m alone...
this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

My wife fell down few days back while on her morning walk. My local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer?

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller' . It creates bonds. Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''
An awesome forward msg I came across in my WhatsApp 👆👆👌👌
Technology isn' t life .. Spend time with people .. Not with devices...

Friday, March 11, 2016

Rose for Mother


A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."

The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose." He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers. As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother." She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave

The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.

Moral: Life is Short. Spend much time as you can loving and caring people who love you. Enjoy each moment with them before it's too late. There is nothing important than family.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

This poem made me cry👇

Please make ur kids read it too.

I went to a party Mom,

I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink Mom,

So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside Mom,

The way you said I would.


I didn't drink and drive Mom,

Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing Mom,

I know you are always right.


Now the party is finally ending Mom,

As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,

I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me,

So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away Mom,

But as I pulled out into the road,

The other car didn't see me Mom,

And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement Mom,

I hear the policeman say, "the other guy is drunk," Mom,

And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom.


I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me Mom?

My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me Mom,

And most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say, Mom,

I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you Mom,

I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom.

The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?

It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now.

Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom.

And I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.

Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom,

Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,

Not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom,

I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.

I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom.

When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.

Before I say good bye.

I didn't drink and drive,

"So why am I the one to die?"



Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this to as many people as you can. So that it will make people understand not to mix drinking and driving.
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