Thursday, September 12, 2013

While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Kapil Sibal, ''What's this Swiss Bank issue?"

Kapil Sibal shouted, "YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?"
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked President Pranab Mukherjee,
"Sir, what's this Black money issue?''

Pranab shouted, ''Why did you ask me this question?''

Barber: ''Sorry Sir, just asked you''

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ''Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?''

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that's why I keep asking."

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