Wednesday, September 25, 2013

They r fine but
We call & ask
Abhe Kaisa Hai?

We know
This can't happen but
We say
Bhul gaya na Muje?

We know
They can't go
Without us but
We say
Mere liye rukna

We know
They will share
With us but
We say
Muje nahi

We know
They r with us in
Every Problem but
We ask
Mera Sath
Dega na?

We know
It's impossible to
Without them but
We say
Muje Tujse
Bat nahi karni

Friends r
Best Part of
Dedicated to
my Friends.
Send to all ur best friends...

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

This is Nice......

A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.

Because of noice,
the Worker
did not Hear his Call.

To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.

He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket &
Continued to Work.

Again to Draw Attention m.Supervisor now threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,

Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.

The Stone hit the Worker.

This time the Worker looked Up &
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
This Story is same as of our 'LIFE'...

Lord from Up,
wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.

Then, God give Us Small Gifts & big gifts
We just keep it without Seeing
from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keep
without Thanking God, We just say
We are LUCKY.

Then when We are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then We look Up & Communicate with God. 💫
Worth reading...😊..

A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king,the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good,
I would not have been attacked and lost one finger. The servant replied;
Despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong. Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant. Later, he left for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice. In the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to their gods.
On his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger I was let go. But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in jail?. He replied; My king, if I had gone with you, I would have been sacrificed because I have no missing finger. Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong.
Often we complain about life, and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that nothing is random,
and that everything has a purpose. God knows why he chose you to receive this
message today....have a blessed one...😊
A young man asked a rich old man: How he made his money ?

The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, The Depth of The Great Depression, I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 Cents..!

The next day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them & sold them for 20 Cents.

I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune Of $.1.37.

Then my wife's father died & left us 2 Million Dollars...!

MORAL: Hard work is just shit.. Find a chick whose father is rich...😜

Saturday, September 14, 2013

A story of an Expert..

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine.
Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young boy. He carried a large bag of tools with him, & when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. 2 of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do.

After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag & pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away.
The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for 10,000 dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote to the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized Bill."

The man sent a Bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer......$ 2.00
Knowing where to tap.....$ 9998.00

Moral of the story:
Effort is important, But Knowing Where to Make an Effort in Life Makes all the Difference...!!!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.

You have two choices... smile and close
While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Kapil Sibal, ''What's this Swiss Bank issue?"

Kapil Sibal shouted, "YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?"
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked President Pranab Mukherjee,
"Sir, what's this Black money issue?''

Pranab shouted, ''Why did you ask me this question?''

Barber: ''Sorry Sir, just asked you''

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ''Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?''

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that's why I keep asking."
Truth.....Must read each n every sentence ....

Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this world except Mother..

Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no friends..

Truth no. 3 : people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..

Truth no 4 : people respect the money not the person..

Truth no 5 : the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !

"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...It Becomes Difficult"

"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but "when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".

IN LIFE: Two things define you.

"Your patience when you have
nothing" .........&...... "your attitude when you have everything".

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Confession by a girl and an amazing reply she got .......

The Girl:
Dad, I am in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in India and he lives in UK but,
we met on matrimonial website...
became friends on fb....
had long chats on whatsapp...
voice chats on wechat....
proposed each other on skype....
and now 2 months relationship through viber.....
I need your blessings & good wishes  oh daddy...

The dad replies:
Now get married on Twitter.....
have fun on tango...
buy your kids from eBay....
send them through Gmail...
and if you are fed up with your husband........
OLX pe bech de.....

Plzz reply!!........
Once there was a young girl who decided to take a short cut home from school. The fastest way to her house was to cut through an alley. The girl approached the alley way.

She saw a man standing like he was waiting for someone. She said a prayer: "Dear God, please lead me through this alleyway, safe and unharmed. Amen!"

The girl walked through the alley and past the man. Later on that night the girl decided to watch the news. She saw that man had raped and murdered a young girl.

The police said the man told them another girl had passed through the alley 10 minutes before. When they asked him why he hadn't attacked the first girl, he said that there was a man walking beside her.

God walks with us. We deny His presences but He is always there. 95% of people will just read this and shut their phones, but be among the 5% that will read and send to friends. Don't be ashamed to admit you're a child of God.

Sorry, I had no choice I am a child of God!  This is a test to see who has more followers, God or Satan.
If God, forward to ten people,
if Satan, close the phone.

Let me pray for you:
1) You'll find favor with
     someone you don't expect,
2) You'll be too relevant to be
     ignored, Amen!
3) You'll encounter God and
     will never remain the
     same, Amen!
4) The grace for completion
     will come on you, you shall
     be blessed till the blessed
     call you blessed, Amen!
5) The hand that will send this
     message to others shall
     not labor in vain, Amen!
6) The mouth saying 'Amen'
     to this prayer shall laugh
     forever, Amen!

Very soon, and I say, very very soon, GOD is going to do a miracle and lift you up for GOOD.

Here's a test: If you love God and you're not ashamed of Him, send this to ten people and watch what He does for you today, including me; if I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them.

As SOON as you get five replies, someone you love, will quietly surprise you..