Monday, August 26, 2013

Masterpiece on Economics !!!

One day a tourist comes to the only hotel in a debt ridden town in Africa.

Lays a 100 dollar note on the table & goes to inspect the rooms.

Hotel owner takes the note & rushes to pay his debt to the butcher.

Butcher runs to pay the pig farmer. Pig farmer runs to pay the feed supplier.

Supplier runs to pay the prostitute, who in these hard times gave her services on credit.

Hooker then runs to pay off her debt to the hotel owner for the rooms she rented for her clients.

Hotel owner then lays the 100 dollar note back on the counter.

The tourist comes down, takes his money & leaves as he did not like the rooms.

No one earned anything.
But the town is now without debt & looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that is how the world is doing business today...!!!

Monday, August 19, 2013

Kitabo Ke Panne Palat Ke Sochte Hai,
Yu Palat Jaye Zindagi To Kya Baat Hai.

Tamanna Jo Puri Ho Khwabo Me,
Haqikat Ban Jae To Kya Baat Hai.

Kuch Log Matlab Ke Liye Dhundte Hai Mujhe,
Bina Matlab Koi Aye To Kya Baat Hai.

Katal Kar Ke To Sab Le Jayenge Dil Mera,
Koi Apna Bana Ke Le Jaye To Kya Baat Hai.

Jo Sharifo Ki Sharaft Me Na Ho Baat,
Ek Sharabi Keh Jaye To Kya Baat Hai.

Zinda Rehne Tak To Khushi Denge Sabko,
Kisiko Meri Maut Pe Bhi Khushi Mil Jaye To Kya Baat Hai.....

Monday, August 12, 2013

THE NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's
Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila de
**blocked**

Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*

Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*gets blocked*

Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*

Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*

Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*

Girl : see ya!

Boy: ram chandar ki jai
!Blocked*

Girl: Have a Good Day....

Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
*BLOCKED*

Girl: I need some Space.

Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
*Blocked*

Girl puts up her status :" waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS "…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*

Boy- Thank you

Girl-My pleasure

Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Mere adhoore sapne...👥💭💭💭

Jab bachapan tha toh jawani dream tha…

jab jawan hue toh bachpan desire hain ….

Jab ghar mein rehte they azadi achi lagti thi…

Aaj akele hain toh har pal ghar ke din yaad aate hain..…

Kabhi hotel mein jana… pizza, burger khana…. Pasand hoti thi..…

Aaj ghar par aana aur maa ke hath ke khane mein hi janaat hain....

Jinse jhagadte they school mein un dosto ko internet mein talashte hain..…

Aaj kal toh khush rehne ke tarike bhi hum google mein search marte hain….

Facebook se dating…. Aur flipkart, ebay se shopping karte hain …

Ghar par bhi baat ab skype/gtalk se karte hain…

Life ko laptop aur mobile mein samet dia hain….

Hum samjate hain humne khud ko update kia hain….

Iss nai dunia mein humne kya guma dia….

Kab kya badla hume kuch na pata chala..

Paisa mila naam mila… kuch hain hum mein bhi yeh vishwas mila…

Par kya choda… kya tyaga humne… iska na hisab mila….

Khushi kisme hoti hain… yeh pata ab chala hain…..

Bachapan kya tha iska ehsaas ab hua hain..

Kash badal sakta mein zindgai ke kuch saal pichale….

Kash jee sakta mein zindagi ek baar fir se…

Kash mil sakta bachpan mujhko ek baar firse…🙇