Wednesday, July 24, 2013

10 Things God Won't Ask You

1...God won't ask what kind of car you drove,
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2...God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4...God won't ask what your highest salary was,
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5...God won't ask what your job title was,
He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6...God won't ask how many friends you had,
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7...God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8...God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character.

9...God won't ask how much did you make your business grow,
He'll ask how much did you help others to grow.

10...God won't ask if you loved and worshiped him,
He'll ask how much did you love and worship your parents,

stay blessed..

Friday, July 19, 2013

Some global opinions on marriages .....
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson

The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
-Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Tommy Lee

Monday, July 1, 2013

There was a man with four wives.
He loved his fourth wife the most
and took a great care of her and
gave her the best.
He also loved his third wife and
always wanted to show her off to
his friends. However, he was always
had a fear that she might runaway
with some other man.
He loved his second wife too.
Whenever he faced some problems,
he always turned to his second wife
and she would always help him out.
He did not love his first wife though
she loved him deeply, was very loyal
to him and took great care of him.
One day the man fell very ill and
knew that he is going to die soon.
He told himself, "I have four wives
with me. I will take one of them
along with me when I die to keep
company in my death."
Thus, he asked the fourth wife to
die along with him and keep
company. "No way!" she replied and
walked away without another word.
He asked his third wife.She said
"Life is so good over here. I'm going
to remarry when you die".
He then asked his second wife. She
said "I'm Sorry. I can't help you this
time around. At the most I can only
accompany you til your grave."
By now his heart sank and turned
cold.
Then a voice called out: "I'll leave
with you. I'll follow you no matter
where you go." the man looked up
and there was his first wife.
She was so skinny, almost like she
suffered from malnutrition.
Greatly grieved, the man said, "I
should have taken much better care
of you while I could have!"
Actually, we all have four wives in
our lives.
a. The fourth wife is our body. No
matter how much time and effort
we lavish in making it look good,
it'll leave us when w die.
b. The third wife is our possessions,
status and wealth. When we die,
they go to others.
c. the second wife is our family and
friends. No matter how close they
had been there for us when we're
alive, the furthest they can stay by
us is up to the grave.
d. the first wife is the our soul,
neglected in our pursuit of material
wealth and pleasure. It is actually
the only thing that follows us
wherever we go.