Tuesday, June 25, 2013

WASHINGTON ORGANISED A COMPETITION OF TWO-LINE POEM IN WHICH FIRST LINE MUST BE THE MOST ROMANTIC, BUT SECOND LINE SHOULD BE THE LEAST ROMANTIC.

This is the winner :

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amazing rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !

Sunday, June 16, 2013

One afternoon a wealthy Sindhi was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you", the Sindhi said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the Sindhi replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You also come with us."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the Sindhi answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was..
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the Sindhi and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Sindhi replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place;

The grass at my place is almost 1 meter high.."😝😝😝😝😝😝

Thursday, June 13, 2013

It's the second Week of June...!!

Dis is dat wonderful time when some years back, d most exciting things of our lives used to happen....

"Our school used to re-open...!!!"

For a moment, just think of it all.......
And try, if u can visualize those days....

Dat xcitement of a New Bag...!!

New Books....!!

The end of an exiciting vacation, wd a tinge of sadness....!

A bit of anxitey on the 1st day of another school year....!!

The unforgetable Smell from d Pages of New Books....!!

New Subjects....!

New Teachers.....!!

New Sitting Positions in d Class....!

N d Most Exciting was to Welcome our Best Friends in d Class.....!!

The sight of our secret 'crush' after a long gap....!!

D Pouring Rains Outside...!!!
The shopping for Raincoat !! Everything around us Freshend Up....
Lush Green....
Cold n Pleasant..!!

Wasn't it the most beautiful period of our lives...?!!

It can never return...

But u can always Close ur Eyes for a moment,
and try to Relive it.... :)





And dont forget 2 experience the same, through the Kidz' heart....!!!


Wishing u a 'nostalgic' June...!!!

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

I enjoyed reading this...It's fun!"

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belong s to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"This is called "Being Professional" Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience." Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank". This is called "Swim with the tide." Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month. "This is called "Killing Boredom." Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity."Daring to take risks!"