Thursday, February 28, 2013

Dear papa....
A BEAUTIFUL POEM  ..!

Beti bankar ayi hu ma-baap ke jivan me,

basera hoga kal mera kisi or ke angan me,

kyu ye reet bhagwan ne banai hogi,

kehte hai aj nhi to kal tu parai hogi,

deke janam paal-poskar jisne hame bada kiya,

aur waqt aya to unhi hatho ne hame vida kia,

tut ke bikhar jati he humari zindgi wahi,

par phir bhi us bandhan me pyar mile zaruri to nahi,

kyu rishta humara itna ajib hota hai,

kya bas yhi betiyo ka nasib hota he??

Beautiful poem Dedicated 2 cute DOLLS of parents.:

Bahut chanchal bahut
Khushnuma si hoti hai BETIYA

Nazuk sa dil rakhti hai Masoom si hoti hai BETIYA
Baat baat par roti hai
Nadan si hoti hai BETIYA

Rehmat se bharpoor
Khuda ki nemat hai BETIYA

Ghar mehak uthta hai
Jab muskrati hai BETIYA

Ajib si tak lif hoti hai
Jab dusare ghar jati hai BETIYA

Ghar lagta hai suna suna Kitna rula ke jati hai BETIYA

Khushi ki jhalak
Babul ki ladli hoti hai BETIYA

Ye h hum nahi kehte
Yeh toh "BHAGWAN " kehta hai ke Jab main bahut khush hota hu toh janam leti hai
PYARI SI BETIYA

When I got enough confidence, the stage was gone..
When I was sure of losing, I won.. When I needed people the most, they left me..
When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on..
When I mastered the skill of hating, Someone started loving me from the core of one's heart and
while waiting for light for hours when I fell asleep the sun came out.. That's LIFE!
No matter what you plan you never know what life has planned for you..
Live the moment. Live the suspense. Be surprised..!!!

Priceless!!!................

The Prince of Wales was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he accidentally ran over her most prized corgi dog.

  The poor unfortunate dog was crushed to a pulp! The Prince got out of his car, sat down on the grass, and started crying. the whole world was already against him and now his mother would be furious.

  Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his foot. He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a genie appeared.

  "You've freed the genie from the lamp from thousands and thousands of years of imprisonment, and for freeing me I will grant you one wish".
"WOW" !!!! said the prince, this could really save my neck. "Well I have all the money and material things that I need, but let me show you this dog".

  The Prince and the genie walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you can bring this dog back to life", asked the Prince. The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head.

  "This body is far too gone for even me to bring him back to life, isn't there anything else you would like instead"?

  The Prince thought for a moment, then reached into his pocket and pulled out two photographs.

  "I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", said the Prince showing the genie the first photograph, "but now I love this woman called Camilla, do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana"?

  The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said, "Let's have another look at that dog".

Sunday, February 24, 2013

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
Arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
Circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:
" Regular POLISH
REMOVER"

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

".........FARQ......"
Sabhi insano me hota hai
Magar farq sirf itna hai...
Kuchh zakhm dete hai
Kuchh zakhm bharte hai...


...."HAMSAFAR"....

Sabhi hai magar
Farq sirf itna hai...

Kuchh sath dete hai
Kuchh chod dete hai...

....."PYAR"....

Sabhi karte hai
Magar farq sirf
Itna hai...

Kuchh jaan dete hai
Kuchh jaan lete hai...

...."DOSTI"...

Sabhi karte hai
Magar farq sirf
Itna hai....

Kuchh log nibhate hai
Kuchh log aajmate hai.,.

.....RISTA....
Kai logon se hota hai..
Magar farq sirf...
Itna hai....
Kuchh log use pyaar se nibhata hai.
Kuchh log nafrat karte hai..

......AHSAAS.....
Sabko hota hai...
Magar farq sirf....
Itna hai.
Kuchh log ise mehsoos kar pate hai.
Kuchh log ise samaj nahi pate..

.. ..ZINDAGI..
Sabhi jeete hai..
Magar Farq sirf
Itna hai..
Kuchh log sirf saans leke jeete hai.
Kuchh log dil ki dhadkan saanson me basa ke jeete hai...

Monday, February 18, 2013

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Who is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick? 3. I love you too. 4. What now? Did you crash the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time. 7. ?!? 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of ??????...

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Atul uncle says Psychologists Say :
1) If A Person Laughs Too Much,
Even At Stupid Things,
He Is Lonely Deep Inside.

2) If A Person Sleeps A Lot,
He Is Sad.

3) If A Person Speaks Less,
But Speaks Fast,
He Keeps Secrets.

4) If Some One Can't Cry,
He Is Weak.

5) If Some One Eats In An Abnormal Manner,
He Is Tensed.

6) If Some One Cries On Little Things,
He Is Innocent &
Soft-Hearted.

7) If Some One Becomes Angry Over Silly Or Petty (Small) Things,
It Means He Needs Love......

Try To Understand People.
We are living in such a World,
where Artificial Lemon Flavour is used for
Welcome Drink
&
Real Lemon is used in Fingerbowl .!!
gud morning friends...!!!🙏