Monday, December 31, 2012

Kabhi pahli baar school jaane mei darr lagta tha,
Aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hain ...

Pahle marks ke liye parte the,
Aaj paiso ke liye marte hai ...

Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
Aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jaate hai ...

Pahle hum dosto ke sath rahte the,
Aaj dost humari yaado mei rahte hai ...

Pahle larna manana roz ka kaam tha,
Aaj ek baar juda huye to rishte kho jaate hai ...

Pahle din bhar sab dost hamara birthday celebrate karte the,
Aaj facebook pe hi wish kar dete hain...

Pahle class mei har choti se choti si baat bhi share hoti thi,
Aaj apna mobile dikhane mei bhi dost hichkichate hain ...

Sach mei zindagi ne bahot kuch sikha diya,
Jaane kab humko itna bara bana diya ...

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Once, a Junior School teacher asked her students to bring some potatoes in a plastic bag to school. Each potato will be given a name of the person whom that child hates. Like this, the number of potatoes will be equal to the number of persons they hate.

On a decided day, the children brought their potatoes well addressed. Some had two, some had three and some had even five potatoes.

The teacher said they have to carry these potatoes with them everywhere they go for a week.

As the days passed the children started to complain about the spoiled smell that started coming from these potatoes. Also some students who had many potatoes complained that it was very heavy to carry them all around. The children got rid of this assignment after a week, when it got over.

The teacher asked, "How did you feel in this one week?"

The children discussed their problems about the smell and weight.

Then the teacher said, "This situation is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don't like some people. This hatred makes your heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred in your heart everywhere you go. If you can't bear the smell of spoiled potatoes for a week, imagine the impact on your heart of this hatred that you carry throughout your life."

Our heart is a beautiful garden that needs a regular cleaning of unwanted weeds. Forgive those who have not behaved with you as expected and forget the bad things. This also makes room available for storing good things..
When I was younger:

.I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my armsX_X

.Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose:]Y

.Slept with all the stuffed animals and teddys as a child so none of them got offended({})

.Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once:)

.Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots*beer*

.Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee=))

.Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed;)

.Used to think that the moon followed our car:>

.Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race\=D/

.The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

.The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones:|

.I used to sing in the shower
8-|

.Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy:O

.Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart:]xx

«Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up»

Friday, December 14, 2012

THE OSTRICH !


A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to The ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man reaches into his pocket and

Pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man Says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and A salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and Places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered Me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money Would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a Million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.."

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Law of the Garbage Truck.

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy could almost ruin your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

So ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a garbage-free Life..!!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Indian students are so disliked in USA?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said: "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class: 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded.

Chandrasekhar put up his hand. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said: 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks: 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says: 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells: 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: 'You little shit. If you say anything more, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly: 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'😜😄
🙇👌📝

Monday, December 3, 2012

An interesting story shared by my friend. He did not specify whether this actually happened to him or it was told by someone:
(READ TILL END)
I sat with my friend in a well-known coffee shop in a neighboring town of Venice, the city of lights and water. As we enjoyed our coffee, a man entered and sat on at empty table beside us. He called the waiter and placed his order saying: "Two cups of coffee, one of them there on the wall." We heard this order with rather interest and observed that he was served with one cup of coffee but he paid for two. As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying 'A Cup of Coffee'.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of coffee, two on the table and one on the wall. They had two cups of coffee but paid for three and left. Also this time the waiter did the same - he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying 'A Cup of Coffee'

It seemed that this gesture was a norm in this place. However, it was something unique and perplexing for us. Since we had nothing to do with the matter, we finished our coffee, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we again had a chance to go to this coffee shop. While we were enjoying our coffee, a man entered. The way this man was dressed did not match either the standard or the atmosphere of this coffee shop. Poverty was evident from the look on his face. As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said to the waiter: "One cup of coffee from the wall." The waiter served coffee to this man with the customary respect and dignity. The man had his coffee and left without paying. We were amazed to watch all this, when the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dustbin. Now, it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear. The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town welled up our eyes with tears.

Coffee is neither a need in our society nor a necessity of life for us. The point to note is that when we take pleasure in any blessing, maybe we also need to think about those people, who appreciate that specific blessing as much as we do but cannot afford to have it.

Note the character of this waiter, who is playing a consistent and generous role to get the communication going between the affording and the needy with a smile on his face.

Ponder upon this man in need… he enters the coffee shop, without having to lower his self-esteem… he does not need to ask for a free cup of coffee… without asking or knowing about the one, who is giving this cup of coffee to him, he only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his coffee and left.

When we analyze this story and its characters, we need to remember the role played by the wall that reflects the generosity and care of the dwellers of this town.