Friday, November 2, 2012

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or ur life... The wives want both !
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained, why head refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid

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