Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or ur life... The wives want both !
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained, why head refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid