Saturday, November 24, 2012

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call as soon as possible, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did you take all this time to come? Don't you know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of r
esponsibility?"



The doctor smiled & said:
"I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call...... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work"

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??" said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace"

"Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father.



The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
"Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial."

Moral-Never judge anyone….. because U never know how their life is & what they're going through"

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to
give dad a head
massage.
Its love, when a wife makes tea for husband
and take a sip
before him.
Its love, when a mother gives her son the best
piece of cake.
Its love, when your friend holds your hand
tightly on a slippery
road.
Its love, when your brother messages you and
asks did you
reach home on time..
Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going
around
the city.
Love when you send a small message to your
friends to make them smile
Love is actually a name of "Care" :)
Work Pressure...
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"
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I don't login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin ! _________________________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn't notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…


So avoid working so hard ! Have a ggvreat work-life balance....!!!!

Monday, November 5, 2012

In dis world of Facebook wer u get hundred friends ON REQUEST,its very confusing 2 maintain a true relation2day wer d essence of Luv is instantly decided by Emotional Atyaachar & Axe Ur Exits very baffling 2 define wat TRUE LUV isIn earlier days,lovers hardly talked 2 each other yet dey xperienced ETERNAL Luv whereas 2day v spend countless sleepless nites talkin or textin 2 each oder yet finally end up wit a BREAK-UP leavin d true hearted personD closer v cum,D farther v go21st century is full of Reality shows wid nthg REAL in it,Too many well-designed houses yet BROKEN HOMES,Attractive & Beautiful Faces yet d UGLIEST HEARTSIts full of Smart People,Brilliant Minds,Ambiguous Diplomats yet lack d common touch of HUMANITYA 1 line msg has bcame far easier dan personal presence on special occasionsV r ol Men & Women but just by wearing a Being Human Tshirt,v dnt bcum Human!!
We all meet someone new everyday...*_*
yet sometimes we feel left out..:(
Thousands of reasons to be happy...:D
yet
someone's tears makes us forget all those
reasons..
Many a times we couldn't speak what we
actually want to...
And sometimes we fail to express what we
actually want to..:$
Life is a long journey of meeting,breaking
up, fighting, laughing with people whom we
adore... ;;)
but we often fail to value them
when time comes...X_X
Speak up the truth... cry if you don't
wanna lose that person..<3<3
Be the 1st one to
hug your bestie... ({})
and take a step back
silently if you see you are needed no
more...
Coz as the saying goes...You haven't lived
a perfect life until you owe someone...
something which they can never repay
back...?
Kabhi Pehli Bar School Jane Mein Dar Lagta Tha, Aur Aaj Har Raste Khudi Hi Chunte Hain.

Kabhi Maa Ki Har Baat Sachi Lagti Thi, Aur Aaj Unhi Se Jhooth Bolte Hain.

Kabhi Choti Si Chot Kitna Rulati Thi, Aur Aaj Dil Toot Jata Hai Phir Bhi Sambhal Jate Hain.

Kabhi Pass (to clear) Hone Ke Liye Saath Padhate The, Aur Aaj Paas (to be close) Hone ko Taraste he.

Kabhi Dosto Ke Jokes Acche Lagte The, Aur Aaj Reality Shows Acche Lagte Hain.

Kabhi Class Seats Dur Par Dil Pass The, Aur Aaj Multiplex Me Seats Pass Par Dil Dur Hain.

Kabhi Tension Ka Meaning Teachers Samjate The, Aur Aaj Hum Tension Par Book Likh sakte Hain.

Kabhi Ladkiyo Ke Kaaran Kuch Dost Jani Dushman The, Aur Aaj Wahi Dost Jaan Se Zyada Pyare Lagte Hain.

Kabhi Din The Jab Pal Me Larna, Pal Me Manana The, Aur Aaj Ek Baar Jo Juda Hue To Raste Tak Kho Jate Hain.

Sachi, Zindagi Ne Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Mujhe Meri Saaso (Dosto) Se Judaa Kar Diya Hain.

Na Jane ZINDAGI Ne Humko Itni Jaldi Bada Kyun Bana Diya..!!
This is an amazing story of the 99 club.

There was one king, since he had lots of responsibilities he was always stressed. He used to see a farmer who was very happy. He was very happy with his farming and family, he had no stress, he used to work hard but enjoy his work and was contented with his life.

King always wondered how can this farmer be so contented, even after he doesn't have luxurious life. The king asked this his minister to find out the reason behind the farmer's containment.

The minister observed that the farmer was happy because he didn't had anything to worry about. He used to work hard, to earn his bread and butter and because he worked hard he got better sleep. He was happy with his family and farming.

The minister then kept a small bag with 99 gold coins outside his house. Next day when the farmer saw the bag he was ecstatic. He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!' he wondered. He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he would have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day he started to work really hard and hard, and could not give enough attention to his family. He was completely focused on earning that one more coin. He stopped enjoying his work. The king observed this and asked his minister what happened to him, why is he no more contented? The minister replied that he has joined our club of 99.

The 99 club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented because they're always striving for that extra one. They always tell themselves, "Let me get that final one and then I'll be happy for life".

We can be happy even with very little in our life, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want more!!! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us. We lose all this at a price of our growing greed and desire.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or ur life... The wives want both !
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained, why head refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or ur life... The wives want both !

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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of them.

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and now the latest & the best of all

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself !!!