Thursday, September 27, 2012

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of female tear!!!

When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to the mixes with "D&G" blusher :$ and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with "burberry" lipstick :*

This means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs 15000 :)

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

This message is beyond all relationships......:)

When I'll be dead....., your tears will flow,.. But I won't know... Cry for me now instead !

you will send flowers,.. But I won't see... Send them now instead !

you'll say words of praise,.. But I won't hear.. Praise me now instead !

you'll forget my faults,.. But I won't know... Forget them now, instead !

you'll miss me then,... But I won't feel... Miss me now, instead

you'll wish... you could have spent more time with me,... Spend it now instead !!

''Spend time with every person you love, every one you care for. Make them feel special, for you never know when time will take them away from you forever''. @@@

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

We all meet someone new everyday.. yet sometimes we feel left out..

Thousands of reasons to be happy...yet someone's tears makes us forget all those reasons..

Many a time we couldn't speak what we actually want to...

And sometimes we fail to express what we actually want to..

Life is a long journey of meeting,breaking up, fighting, laughing with people whom we adore... but we often fail to value them when time comes...

Speak up the truth... cry if you don't wanna lose that person.. be the 1st one to hug your bestie... and take a step back silently if you see you are needed no more..:)

Coz as the saying goes...You haven't lived a perfect life until you owe someone something which they can never repay back...:)
Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Then the phone rings. It's Shane. Shane says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Phil says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Shane says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Phil says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New Zealand'

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Y complicate lyf....
Misin smbody?
Wanna Meet up?
wanna b understud?
Hv questions?
Dnt lyk Smthin?
Say it!
Lyk smthin?
State it!
Want smthin?
Ask fr it!
Luv sm1?
Tel it!
Nobody wil knw wats goin in ur mind
Its btr 2 xpres rather than 2 expect...
U already hv d NO, Take d risk of getin d YES
We jus hv 1 lyf....
"Zindagi DOSTON mein mila karti hai,
aur Ye doSt bhi ajeeb hote hai..

Dene pe aaye to jaan dede,
Lene pe aaye to hansi tak chheen le..

Kehne pe aaye to dil k tamam raaz tak keh de,
Chupane pe aaye toh yeh tak na bataye ke khafa kyun hai..

Naraz hone pe aaye to sans tak na lene de,
Manane pe aaye to apni sanso ko vaar de..

Baas ..
'Dost' zindgi mein nahi mila karte. Balki
zindgi DOSTON mein mila karti hai..."

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree.

Marriage Is A Relationship In Which 1 Person Is Always Right And The Other Is Always Husband.

You Can't Buy Love But You Pay Heavily For It.

Wife And Husband Always Compromise, Husband Admits That He's Wrong And Wife Too Agrees With Him.

Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To
Speak..! XP=P

Monday, September 10, 2012

A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn't run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer and he walked away.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Monday, September 3, 2012

Hve u evr Felt sad dat ur dream wasn't real?

Coughed infront of a smoker to mke him feel guilty? :@

Tried to finish a dream by goin bck to sleep? :O

Charged ur cell fo 5 mins cuz u thot it wud mke a difference? :p

Found money in ur pocket u neva thot u hd? :D

Planned wid ur frnds before u actually ask fo ur parents permission? :-|

Sent a risky text nd felt lyk eternity while waiting fo d reply? :>

Made crazy scenarios in ur head dat won't actually eva happen? %-)

Felt a moment of joy wen u saw ur crush smile at u? ;)

Datz life :D
Every moment is special :)