Thursday, May 17, 2012

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, the bartender asks for their order and the man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"Most peple would wish for a million dollars or somethin, but you'll always be as rich as u want!"says the bartender."That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "Oh, one other thing wats with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs...

MORAL OF D STORY :
Men are brilliant until they think abt a woman =D X_X:p

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