Saturday, April 21, 2012

A blonde buys a brand new sportscar and her first day driving she cuts off a truck. The truck driver is furious at her driving and decides to pull her over and teach her a lesson.
He pulls her over and when she stops he gets out of the truck with a piece of chalk and a knife, draws a circle on the road and tells the frightened woman to stand in the circle, then proceeds to cut up her nice leather seats. Thinking he had done enuff he turns around to find the blonde smiling.
Even more angry he returns to his truck and gets a baseball bat out and smashes all the windows and lights. When he looks again at the blonde she is giggling.
Starting to rage now, the truckie drops the bat and slashes all her tyres to which she bursts out laughing.
Well, the truckie finally loses it, gets a can of petrol from the truck, pours it all over the brand new sports car and sets it on fire.
When he turns around to see the blonde's reaction, she is nearly falling over with fits of laughter.
Mystified, the trucker asks " what the hell is so funny ???"
The blonde replied, " while you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle four times !!"

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