Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days!!!!!!!!!
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?A: No! I'm training to die?:)
2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No,in the next one.:|
3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/ :D
4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-| :D
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:OX_X
6. Your partner comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask:- Are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They r Carrots.:* =D
7. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!:D?=))
8. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here for my yoga class =)) =D
9. You're inside the cinema, and after a dramatic scene, someone asks: - Did U see that??!
A: No, I'm in here to check out the seating... :s