vomits n fals down on the floor
Wife puls him up n cleans evrything.
Nxt day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.
He prays dat dey shud nt hav a fight
He finds a note near d table "Honey ur favorite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery,
I'l cum runnin back to u sweetheart.
I LOVE U. Loads n loads of kises.
He gets surprised n asks his son, wat hpnd last nyt
Son told, 'wen mom puld u 2 bed n tried removin ur shirt,u wer dead drunk,
n u said
LEAVE ME ALONE,I M MARRIED!!"
Dats luv :)