"Well, you can paint my porch," the owner said. "There's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."
"That'll be $20", said Santa.
The owner's wife, overhearing the conversation askd her husband, "Does he realize dat da porch goes all around the house? That's a whole day's job. He seems a dumb Sardar. Or, I guess I'm just influenced by those silly dumb Sardar jokes."
A short time later, Santa came to the door and asked for $20. "You've finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," he replied,"and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"And by the way," Santa Singh added, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW."