Laloo's moving to USA !!!
Laloo Prasad sent his bio-data-to apply for a post in Microsoft corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence, No phone call shall be entertained.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on reading this reply. He arranged a press conference:
"Bhaiyon aur behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki humko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted.
Laloo Prasad continued....."Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaonga, par letter angrezee mein hai-isliye saath saath hindi mein translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad--- pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet---- aap to milte hi nahi ho
our requirement---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence---- ab letter vetter bhejne ka kaouna zaroorat naahi
No phone call---- phoonwa ka bhi zaroorat naahi hai
shall be entertained---- bahut khaatir ki jaayegi.
Thanks----aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates----Tohar Billwa.:)