Monday, June 7, 2010

A vaccum cleaner salesman knocks d door,
a lady opens it n B4 she can speak,he rushes in d livin room & empties a bag of cow dung on d carpet sayin- if I'm unable 2clean dis wid d vac cleaner in d next 10 sec, i'll EAT al dis dung.
Lady: Do U need chapati wid it?
Slsmn:y?
Lady: coz ders no electricity..!

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