Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Santa calls Frm bombey 2his Wife in Chandigarh,
Servant pickd ph.
Santa-Memsab se baat karvao!
Srvnt-Wo to Sahab ke saath kamre me so rahi hai.
Santa-Par sahab to main hoon,
Srvnt-Ab main kya karu?
Snta-Maar do dono ko
After killing
Srvnt-Lashon ka kya karu?
Snta-Ghar ke peeche swimming pool mein fenk ke bhag ja
Srvnt-Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hai hi nhi?
Santa:Is it 2542676?
Srvnt:Nahi!
Santa:-Ooh sorry wrong no.

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