Hello this is your captain speaking..on behalf of my crew id like to welcome ul on board flight 682 from new york to london..we are currently flying at a height of 35000 feet midway across d atlantic..if u look out of d windows on d starboard side ul c both d starboard engines r on fire..if u look out on d port side ul c d port wing has fallen off..if u look down towards d atlantic ocean ul c a lil yellow raft wid 3ppl in it waving at u..thats me ur captain,d co-pilot n d stewardess..this is a recorded message..have a good flight:D:D