Friday, April 23, 2010

A Old lady goes 2 d doc:

Doc I hv dis problem wid gas, bt it really dsn't bother me 2 much. My farts never smell & r always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in ur office. u didn't kno I was farting b'coz dey don't smell & r silent.

D doc says
I see.. take dese pills & come back 2 see me next week.

D next week d lady comes back. She says, I don't kno wat d hell u gave me, bt now my farts still silent... but stink terribly.

Doc says
Gud
Now dat we've cleared up ur nose..
let's work on ur hearing!!!

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