Saturday, April 3, 2010

A mobile phone on a   bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to   talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:   "Hello"

WOMAN:"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN:   "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure....Go ahead if you like it that   much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010   models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN:   "$65,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last   year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go   ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see   you later! I love you!"

MAN:"Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The   other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles   and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?

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