Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added:-SHE WAS MY MOTHER
Applause & Laughter!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home. After a Drink, He said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing for a Moment trying 2 recall the 2nd Half,he finally blurted out:I can't remember who She was
By the time he regained his Senses,He was on a Hospital Bed recovering from Burns of Boiling Water
Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE