"TEACHER:Who created d earth?
(Boy pokes a girl's ass wid a pen)
GIRL: Oh god!
TEACHER: good girl.. correct ans!!
TCHR: who was born on 25 dec?
(Boy agn pokes the girl's ass)
GIRL: Oh jesus!!
TCHR: very good..
TCHR: what did eve tell to adam when they had their 17th baby??
(Boy pokes the girl's ass yet again)
GIRL: if u stick that 'thing' on me one more time, I'm going to break It into half!