Wednesday, April 14, 2010

‎​A 54 yr old woman had a heartattack n was taken 2 the hospital. Whilst on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"? God said,"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months n 8 days to live."Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital n have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants n a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in n change her haircolor and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. Whilst crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years to live. Why didn't you pull me away from the path of the ambulance?" (You'll love this)
God replied: "I didn't recognize you!" =))

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